• The Dentist's Hymn ... Crown Him with Many Crowns
• The Weatherman's Hymn ... There Shall be Showers of Blessings
• The Contractor's Hymn ... The Church's One Foundation
• The Tailor's Hymn ... Holy, Holy, Holy
• The Golfer's Hymn ... There's a Green Hill Far Away
• The Politician's Hymn ... Standing on the Promises
• The Optometrist's Hymn ... Open My Eyes that I Might See
• The IRS Agent's Hymn ... I Surrender All
• The Gossip's Hymn ... Pass it On
• The Electrician's Hymn ... Send the Light
• The Shopper's Hymn ... Sweet Bye and Bye
• The Realtor's Hymn ... I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
• The Massage Therapist's Hymn ... He Touched Me
• The Doctor's Hymn ... The Great Physician

For those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

• 45 mph ... God Will Take Care of You
• 55 mph ... Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
• 65 mph ... Nearer My God to Thee
• 75 mph ... Nearer Still Nearer
• 85 mph ... This World is Not My Home
• 95 mph ... Lord, I'm Coming Home
• Over 100 mph ... Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord, give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and pass it on to other folk.